Potential Dixiepublican Haley Barbour Not Running For President
He's staying out of the race so he can spend more time with his fresh-made biscuits.
Guess all that "suddenly being decent to black people" was a waste of time. Oh well. This leaves the field wide open for an actual one of these to make a run. [ Twitter ]
Has he been naming his cowboys boots too?
I blame the frijoles negras.
Fixed. (Haley does have quite a stench....)