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All good Wonkers know that we spend a lot of time at Wonkette headquarters praying for the Duggar family. What? YES WE DO SHUT UP. So you will be glad to know it is Josh and Anna Duggar's wedding anniversary, and the Duggar family Facebook reports that Josh has been completely exorcised of the demons who used to live in his ding-dong, but don't live there anymore, honest, they are all gone now go bye:

REDEEMED! Of course maybe Ma and Pa Duggar mean Anna has been redeemed from wanting to commit the sin of divorce, just because her husband cheated on her and also he used to finger his family. Anna just needed to have faith, and she GOT SOME, hallelujah!

[wonkbar]<a href="http://wonkette.com/593124/looks-like-josh-duggar-wanted-to-molest-an-adult-for-once"></a>[/wonkbar]It truly is wonderful to know that Josh's sins, and his underpants also too, have been washed white as snow, and that he's gotten redeemed so hard that he probably doesn't even think about cheating on his wife with porny hooker ladies, or using fake pictures on the internet to make him look hotter, so sexxxy ladies will send him pictures of their boobyknockers, or watching porn all day and all night in his basement while he commits the sin of Onan, on his penis. This is the day the Lord has made, we shall rejoice and be glad in it!

[wonkbar]<a href="http://wonkette.com/593339/josh-duggar-in-sex-rehab-again-because-check-out-what-he-did-to-this-porn-star"></a>[/wonkbar]What a comforting thing to know, that when Ma and Pa sent Josh off to that Christian sex rehab for people who don't even ask "WWJD?" before they anger-bang ladies, the Lord hath broken up party in their son's pants, praise God from whom all blessings flow!

[wonkbar]<a href="http://wonkette.com/604119/josh-duggar-not-sorry-satan-used-his-jesus-peener-for-evil"></a>[/wonkbar]We bet TLC will be really happy to hear how #redeemed Josh Duggar now is, and will be happy as a tick on a dog to put him right back on the TV, and pay the Duggars MANY more moneys. Oh wait, we heard in July that Josh was already in fact going on his sisters' reality TV program, and that moreover, he wasn't sorry for all his wandering fingers and wretched peener sins, because he was affected by "external forces" (Satan) what made him do all that stuff.

Hey, #SlatePitch: Josh Duggar is not redeemed at all, his wing-wang still wants to visit all the vaginas, and he's just an all around total perv at heart. HARD TO BELIEVE, we know, but we're just putting it out there as a theory.

[Duggar Family Facebook via JoeMyGod]

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