President Obama Cries Like A Drunk Ex-Speaker Over Dead Kids, What A Pussy

It's National Gun-Grabbin' Day , with President Obama finally -- finally! -- delivering the tyranny we've all been waiting for. During his speech at the White House (so typical of him, acting like he's got a right to sully the White House with his Constitution-hating words, like a common president), Obama described how he's personally going to pry your guns from your cold dead hands, but not before he rattled off some examples of times we all tuned in to the news that more Americans had been shot dead, just as the founders intended. No, he did not name all  the shooting incidents since he took office because that would take so long, he'dhaveto power-grab a third term. He did name some Great American Classics, like Sandy Hook, which made him get all choked up:

Stupid Obama, doesn't he know real men cry about important things like getting to stand SO CLOSE to the pope?

As "pro-lifers" like rotted skunk shitbag Mike Huckabee have been quick to point out, if Obama really cared about children, he'd do something about all the unborn ones, who have a constitutional right to be forced into this world so they have an equal chance to pursue life, liberty, and the chance to get shot to death at school too.