Mitt Romneyhas won the state (haha SUCKERZ, in yer dreams, PUERTO RICO) territory or whatever of Puerto Rico, after the territory or maybe foreign country declined to vote for Rick Santorum, the man who told English-speaking Puerto Rico, which speaks English, to start speaking English and stop being a bunch of Mexicans already, in Jesus' name, amen.
Puerto Rico is no Girl Gone Wild. Puerto Rico's got some goddamned self-esteem! How much self-esteem does Puerto Rico have? It gave Santorum 8 percent.
And that is probably the last time you'll hear about Puerto Rico for a solid four years. [CNN]
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.
