There Are So Many Bad QAnon Music Videos On YouTube. Let's Rate Them!
Woody Guthrie, they're not.
If there is anything a good political movement needs, it is a soundtrack . From Woody Guthrie to Stevie Wonder to Bikini Kill ... hell, even the Nazis had Wagner. It's only natural that the idiots who believe in all that QAnon shit would try to create some rockin' anthems that can be played in the background of future movies about their valiant quest to interpret a bunch of messages dumped by some LARPer on 4chan, like how they play Creedence Clearwater Revival in the background of every movie about Vietnam.
Alas, none have had their big break yet. Either because the music industry is a part of the whole conspiracy, or because they lack musical talent. One of the two . But that hasn't stopped them from at least trying. In fact, there are a whole bunch of QAnon songs on the YouTube. Let's take a look!
Which one is YOUR favorite? Let us know in the comments.
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If you don't totally hate my guts after exposing you to all this musical horror, please drop some cash in the Wonkette tip jar.
I hope that clam wasn’t canned...
It's plastic, actually, but it's called a "wood block", even though it's very much not wood, or even that much of a block...