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Racist Butterball Paula Deen Is Just Like Michael Sam, Says Racist Butterball Paula Deen

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Remember how last year we had to write one million posts about Paula Deen because she loved the tropes of Ye Olde Southern Slavery Fun Time and was also a super racist employer? Good times. But Paula is back, baby, and better than ever, because she's out there comparing herself to Michael Sam.


Yes, Paula Deen knows you just think of her as a big stick of real racist real butter, but she would like you to know that she is a complex person and contains multitudes and should not be reduced to her terrible racist buttery badness.

The 62-year-old is also sympathizing with an unlikely sports star — NFL prospect Michael Sam. She told the mag, "It's like that black football player who recently came out … he said, 'I just want to be known as a football player. I don't want to be known as a gay football player.' I know exactly what he's saying."

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