Racist White Lady Spreads Racist Christmas Cheer To Hispanic Ladies, Racistly
She seems nice.
Yay, another white racist lady video has gone viral! Even better, this time it is Christmas-themed, because it's Christmas! It's a truism these days that, wherever several are gathered when a white lady (or a dumb white man trying to work out his resentment over why he didn't do better in life) goes on a racist tirade in public, somebody will pull out their Obamaphone and film the whole thing, and they will get reaction shots from the other bystanders, who are equally as "WTF?" as everybody else about the fragile, melting white snowflake making noise in front of them.
Today's scene comes from the Jefferson Mall in Louisville, Kentucky, via Facebook user "Renee Buckner," where a racist oldster -- let's call her "Bess," because why not (no offense to nice ladies named "Bess"!) -- is in line to buy a wrapped green Christmas present for somebody. Maybe it's for her grandchild, maybe it's a sexxx brassiere for the lady she's been secretly lesbian-ing at her church out in the sticks where she lives, IT DOESN'T MATTER, that's not the point. The point is how she started SCREAMING RACISMS at the Hispanic lady at the checkout in front of her, when a second Hispanic lady brought a couple more items to her friend, to add to their purchase. OH BOY, THAT SET BESS RIGHT OFF!
Now, granted, cutting in line is usually considered rude, but we really don't know the circumstances here. If Hispanic Lady A was buying all the things and Hispanic Lady B found more things at the last minute that needed to get bought by Hispanic Lady A, it might appear like cutting in line, but oh get over it, white lady, it's Christmas, and you're a dick.
Ready for your video? Here it is!
[The line] starts back there! And it don't bother me if I say it and I don't care if everybody hears me! I think everybody here probably feels the same damn way I do! ... GO BACK TO WHEREVER THE FUCK YOU COME FROM, LADY! (Wait, are they supposed to go to the back of the line, IN MEXICO?) Tell 'em to go back to where they belong! (This is to the cashier.) They come here to live, then act like everybody else!
Time for your "holy shit what is happening?" reaction shot from another lady in line, whom we will assume is very nice, because Louisville is for the most part a really nice, progressive place:
Back to the script:
Get in the back of the line like everybody else does, and BE SOMEBODY! And that's the way I look at it. Y'all are NOBODIES. Just because you're from another country, it don't make you nobody. You're NOBODY, far as I'm concerned.
Bess is somebody, because she's white and uses such good English grammar. Which is why the next part is so delicious:
Probably on welfare, the taxpayers probably paid for all that stuff. It's true! We probably paid for every bit of that stuff, you know that? Probably all the food they get and everything else. I'm sorry, that's the way I feel! That's OK, speak English, you're in America. If you don't know it, learn it!
YOU FIRST, "BESS."
And I'm sorry that I'm that way, but you all need to realize that you're not the only ones around here.
Oh good, she is sorry for going on a racist cockwaffle tirade against two immigrant strangers in the store. If they hadn't been born, this lady wouldn't have had to say NOTHIN'.
Gosh, wonder why these racist incidents keep happening in America. Can't have anything to do with the way Donald Trump has emboldened America's white bigots to rock out with their cocks out and show their hate to the world, can it? Nah, these viral videos are probably all taped on the secret soundstage in the nonexistent basement at Comet Ping Pong pizza, next to the room where Hillary does the child sex ring.
(OR IS IT?)
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