Republican Congressbeau Aaron Schock Being Not Gay Again

Last we heard from our young conservative stud Aaron Schock, he was deleting his Instagram on account of too-gayness. Probably so he can get the Family Research Council to give him back his 100 percent rating that says yes, he is super good at hating gays and 'bortions.

Now he is just running around all shirtless and pecteriffic while playing Army Man! PIX OR GTFO!

Here, via our old pal LibrarianX, and stolen quite disgracefully from Instinct Magazine, which stole them quite disgracefully from The Gaily Grind, is Aaron Schock being BUFF AND MUSCLEY AND FORGETTIN' HIS SHIRT in a very straight and heterosexual way, "almost drowning" in West Point cadets!

Aaron Schock has a zero percent approval rating for the Human Rights Campaign. He even sucks at being gay.