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Last week we learned that while Ted Cruz is very No Homo, he's quite curious about experimenting with gay bucks. Which is why he attended a Manhattan soirée hosted by (in)famous hotelier businessgays Ian Reisner and Mati Weiderpass, to mention that some of his best donors are gay and also, he would love his daughters even if they turned out to be lesbians (although whether he'd attend their lesbian weddings is still in question).


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Cruz later assured his fellow bigot supporters they shouldn't worry, he is still very much No Homo, even if he did spend an intimate evening sucking up to a couple of them. Hey, he was young, he needed the money. As for the owners of the Fire Island Pines Establishments and Out NYC Hotel, they immediately earned themselves a boycott from LGBT activists who do not take kindly to those who would consider supporting politicians who don't think the Constitution applies to them. With a number of groups -- including the New York City Gay Men's Chorus, Broadway Bares, and the Urban Bear annual dance party -- canceling or threatening to move their events, both Reisner and Weiderpass have now apologized for fraternizing with the enemy.

Bummer these guys didn't spend 17 seconds on the internet, finding out just how much Ted Cruz hates the idea of them having rights, even if he loves the idea of them giving him their fabulous moneys. That's probably a mistake no rich gay Republicans will make again. And while those on the right would, in a different set of heterosexual circumstances, insist these two dudes were oppressed into apologizing and renouncing Cruz's vomitous hate-words by the gaystapo, we doubt they'll be raising money for Messrs. Reisner and Weiderpass on GoFundMe anytime soon. Not just because they are already filthy rich and don't need the help, but also because, unless we're wrong and we are definitely not, the conservative concern for Freedom! does not apply to gay homosexuals, even if they are Republican and have been literally Holocausted by their own community.

[The Advocate]

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The Associated Press finally called the race in California's 48th Congressional District late Saturday for Democratic challenger Harley Rouda, bringing an end to nearly 30 years in Congress for US Rep. Dana Rohrabacher. Over the years, Rohrabacher had represented not only his super-conservative Orange County district, but also the Taliban and Russia, and as his district has become more liberal -- or at least less frothingly rightwing John Birch Society-esque -- it was probably only a matter of time until his seat went blue. Rohrabacher's enthusiastic defenses of Donald Trump and of Vladimir Putin only hastened the swing this year. Too bad, so sad!

Let us bid a fond but not drawn out farewell to one of Congress's more spectacular idiots while we hope he's joined by many others, soon.

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HOLY WEEKEND NEWS DUMPS! While Donald Trump was across the ocean getting dunked on by Emmanuel Macron and skipping ceremonies for war heroes because he was scared his shithole hair would get messed up, journalists kept digging into the life and times of Trump's fake acting attorney general Matthew Whitaker, and DAMN. All's we know is that the Deep State must fuckin' HAAAAAAAAATE that guy, whose appointment was probably completely illegal and unconstitutional in the first place so why are we even talking about this.

We already knew bits and pieces about Matt Whitaker's scammy scummy fraud-y old gig, on the advisory board of a scammy scummy fraud-y company called World Patent Marketing, that did some MILD FRAUDS. When customers got mad, Whitaker would write them mean threatening letters. (You should read about how they "scammed US military veterans out of their life savings," as The Guardian puts it. Happy Veterans Day!)

What we didn't know -- and what one of the victims and also some other unknown people (deep state!) were more than happy to tell the Wall Street Journal -- is that FUCKIN' COMPANY IS UNDER FBI INVESTIGATION. And Whitaker was on the advisory board! And he made videos for the company! And he sent those mean threatening letters! What we're saying is that Whitaker is in deep.

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