Rick Perry Glad About That Time America Did War On Queen Elizabeth

Rick Perry told a group of frat boys at Dartmouth after the GOP debate that America gained its independence from the bitchy Queen Elizabeth, thank God, right before the Chinese bombed Pearl Harbor and forced Abraham Lincoln to invade France. Twitter absolutely loves Rick Perry's revisionist history lesson, because it has learned something for once. [Twitter]

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