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Rick Santorum Whines Gay Terrorists Doing 'Jihad' On His Campaign

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What's a good word for when people you constantly talk smack about pull Internet pranks on you all day long to mock you for your delusional bigotry? "Jihad," according to sad terror victim Rick Santorum, who used this word that normally means "an insane religious justification used by fringe extremist Muslims to murder people they don't like" to describe the gay community that is always laughing at him online and propagating butt sex jokes about his name. Sure, the homosexual Muslin god of viral Internet humor wants to see Rick Santorum's name explode in fiery tears across computer screens all the time, but that is just a joke, like Rick Santorum's candidacy. What part of this comedy can't Rick Santorum grasp? 


The Hill reports on Rick Santorum's latest irrelevant frothy dribble:

Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum said the gay community has "gone out on a jihad" against him for his stance against gay marriage.

"So the gay community said, 'He's comparing gay sex to incest and polygamy, how dare he do this,' and they have gone out on a, I would argue, jihad against Rick Santorum since then," the former senator said at a campaign stop in Spartanburg, S.C., on Friday.

Stop trying to provoke them, Rick, they're going after your first name, too. [The Hill]

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