Rightwing Blogger's Shocking Discovery: John Roberts Was Blackmailed, Arrests To Come Soon!
How is it possible that it took the #WARBLOGS over an hour to discover the real reason John Roberts made a dookie on the NRO's face, by agreeing that the Heritage Foundation's proposal for health care reform, and one that had been flogged by the GOP as far back as Gingrich's tenure as Emperor of the House, was in fact Constitutional? We cannot answer that for you, we can only do our best to amplify one blogger's shocking discovery the best our humble website can, by bringing you this obvious explanation from "Harry" at"ToBeRight."
Later this afternoon, it’s going to come out that Roberts was coerced. A Secret Service agent overheard Obama and Axelrod discussing the Roberts blackmail. He managed to get them on tape discussing it. Later this afternoon, the whole story will come out, Roberts will issue his REAL opinion, and Obama and Axelrod will be taken away in handcuffs.
What could they possibly have on John Roberts? This suggestion, from the endlessly concerning search terms that bring readers to Your Wonket, might hold an answer!
Unfortunately, Harry does not expound on the Obama administration's skullduggery, or the possible homosexiness of one Chief Justice Mr. John Roberts, but instead ruminates on this, the day America died by letting Harry's kids have insurance even if they have, say, psoriasis.
I was worried before, now more than ever. I really think the country as we know it is over. We’re no longer the land of the free.
My emotions are strange. I don’t feel anger or anything like that. I’m genuinely sad. I think the USA has been changed in a way that can’t be undone.
Will my kids be okay?
What can I do to protect my kids from the government?
All we can do is try to fix this with Congress. It’s all we can even hope for. So, I guess I’ll do my part. I’m going to Tweet, Facebook, write letters, make phone calls, blog, heckle politicians, recruit friends, organize Tea Parties. I am going to do everything in my legal power to vote every leftist out of office this November. I will work tirelessly to this end.
I think this is the day America died. So first, I’ll be sad for a day.
The death of America: worth being sad about for a day. Anti-psychotic medications paid for by Obamacare: priceless.
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