Rightwing Culture Critique: '12 Years' Unfair To All The Happy Slaves, 'Frozen' Will Turn Kids Into Gaysicles
Frontline reports from the Culture Wars: Our Oscar winners are full of leftist propaganda! Best Picture 12 Years a Slave is historically inaccurate, only depicting unhappy slaves with cruel masters, and ignoring the many "contented" slaves. And even this year's Best Animated Feature, Disney's Frozen, should be avoided since it encourages children to become gay. We just love it when rightwing thought leaders go to the movies.
Chip and Dale were the first gay Disney characters but Donald Duck didn't wear pants so there's that.
Happens. Every. Fucking. Time.