Rightwing Nutjob Begs: 'Mr. Trump, Tear Down This Stonewall Inn!'
Paul Hair, who co-authored the hilariously titled book “Hating Jesus: The American Left’s War on Christianity” with anti-LGBT jerk Matt Barber, has a dream. A dream that Donald Trump will not only strip the Stonewall Inn of its designation as a national monument, but tear down the bar completely. You know, as a message to the "sodomites."
This, he claims, is a great way to get revenge on the mean liberals what teared all the nice Confederate monuments down, just because they didn't like slavery or whatever.
Progressives are ratcheting up their War on America, and as they destroy its history there is an opportunity to strike back by working to dismantle the Stonewall Inn in New York City.
Reuters reported on Nov. 19 that Louisville, Ky. began dismantling a Confederate monument for removal to a different location. The dismantling of the monument is part of the progressive campaign to destroy all reminders of the Confederacy. This campaign, in turn, is part of the larger effort to demonize and destroy all of U.S. culture.
JUST A SECOND THERE. If anyone ever declared War on America, it seems like it was literally The Confederacy. I am pretty sure that there is nothing that progressives could do to engage in a War on America that would top, you know, actually declaring war on America. Also, the Confederacy does not actually need a ton of help being demonized, what with the fact that they were fighting a war to keep people as slaves. Oh, I'm sorry, I mean "fighting a war for the state's right to keep people as slaves, which people would probably not even remember without many statues honoring the people who did that."
Anyway, Hair is real mad about "sodomy." Which, as we all know, is first on everyone's list of concerns these days.
Demonizing and destroying American culture includes elevating evil. This is why the Obama regime honored sodomy by designating the Stonewall National Monument in June of this year.
Donald Trump should reverse that designation when he becomes president. And while he likely wouldn’t order the subsequent dismantling of the Stonewall Inn, the removal of the national monument designation would open the way for someone else to do so.
Hair sees an in here. There are a lot of people who want to get rid of all the federal land and national parks and many national monuments so that people who are already very rich may use that property to enrich themselves further. So, you know, if they can just get Stonewall on that list, someone will come and knock it down.
There’s no reason those objecting to America honoring sodomy couldn’t join the larger movement to undo all the national monuments Obama designated at large. And if that effort proves successful, it then would make it possible to destroy the Stonewall Inn and wipe out its stain on American history.
There will never again be unity in America. The culture war is permanent and peace is impossible. But fighting back isn’t.
Dismantling the Stonewall Inn is a longshot, but if it ever happened it would be a great counterstrike against the progressives and their War on America.
The first Horcrux! Dismantle them all, and LGBT people will stop existing, black people will stop bugging everyone about "racism," women will stop wanting equality and abortions, no one will care about poor people, and Paul Hair will be free to live in the world of his dreams, a world without sodomy. Which, I feel the need to mention, includes blow jobs for straight dudes. Keep fighting the good fight, Hairy! Focus on the important things, like telling people what kind of sex to have, and erecting statues of dudes who loved slavery.
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