Rob Ford Neither Licked Nor Sucked On That Lady's Vengetable, Rob Ford Says In Best Press Conference Ever


Hey Toronto Mayor Rob Ford? Whatcha been doin'? Smokin' a little drugs? Hanging with some bangin'? Perhaps telling some lady you would like to eat her pussy?

Oh, DEFINITELY not that last one, and Rob Ford is going to take legal action, and, like sue the police and a waiter for their outlandish claims, what are outlandish? Because Rob Ford is an elegant and genteel man? Let's go to the tape!

Transcribe it for us and don't bother with stupid euphemisms, won't you, National Post?

Ford then said he never said “I want to eat your pussy” to a former female staffer, an allegation contained in the court document.

“I’m happily married, I have more than enough to eat at home,” he said, drawing gasps from the reporters gathered around his office.

Would Rob Ford lie to you, Toronto? We think not. Case closed.


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