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Romney Campaign Adds ‘Chains’ To List Of Words Joe Biden Is Not Allowed To Say

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The Romney Campaign just cannot believe it this time, and you will not either. You will be so embarrassed at the shameful tactics of your side, and will agree completely with the campaign's demand for an apology. You guys, Joe Biden said "chains."

Is Joe Biden a Marxist? Duh. Is he dog-whistling about slavery? Sure, why not. Is he vice-history's greatest monster, who does nothing all day but make fun of people's dead dads? OF COURSE HE IS, DON'T BE RIDICULOSE.

"After weeks of slanderous and baseless accusations leveled against Governor Romney, the Obama Campaign has reached a new low," press secretary Andrea Saul said in a statement. "The comments made by the Vice President of the United States are not acceptable in our political discourse and demonstrate yet again that the Obama Campaign will say and do anything to win this election. President Obama should tell the American people whether he agrees with Joe Biden’s comments.”

Anyhoo, let us add "chains" to the list of things Joe Biden is not allowed to say, like so:

Tax returns.

Business experience.

Medicare.

Granny-starving.

Dads, being or having.

The four-year span when they murdered those Seattle hookers just to watch them die.

Chains.

What will be next? Probably "Romney," "Ryan," and "America."

[Politico]

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