Rush Limbaugh Saddened By Obama's Un-Dignity, With The Teevee, And The Jay Leno
Your attention please: The man who compared 12-year-old Chelsea Clinton to a dog, whose favorite song in 2008 was a little ditty called "Barack the Magic Negro," and who is apparently worried thatValerie Jarrett did Benghazi, would like to call your attention to Barack Obama's very unseemly behavior the other day, when he deigned to appear upon some sort of television program hosted by this Jay Leno fellow:
“The presidency was diminished last night, the country, talk about being respected or loved by people around the world,” the conservative radio host said on his Wednesday show according to the transcript. “There’s nothing wrong with late-night comedy shows, but this would not have happened with any prior president. Matters of such consequence, matters of such seriousness would have been dealt with in a far more serious and appropriate way and forum and time of day.”
Heaven knows, when people around the world see Barack Obama talking to Jay Leno, they shake their heads and ask, "Why couldn't this man have the gravitas of a Rush Limbaugh?"
Although the interview with Leno -- who, it should be noted, is a bit of a smeghead -- was not played for laughs, Limbaugh complained that
"All of it was treated as a joke. All of it was treated as unserious, halfhearted, nothing really to be concerned about ... He diminished the country. I just think it’s a shame.”
“Made the country look small, made the presidency look small. No, I don’t think JFK went on Jack Paar to talk about the Cuban missile crisis. I was just thinking about that, but I don’t think JFK did that."
Having delivered this stern rebuke, Mr. Limbaugh then resumed his usual high-minded discourse, referring to the president as "Barry Soetoro -- uh, Barack Obama" and pointing out -- Drudge Sirens!!! -- that Obama had "embarrassed himself" with this comment about Russia's anti-gay law and the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi:
They're athletes, they're there to compete, and if Russia wants to uphold the Olympic spirit, then every judgment should be made on the track or in the swimming pool or on the balance beam, and people's sexual orientation shouldn't have anything to do with it.
OMG you guys, doesn't that magic negro know anything? Those are all summer sports! INPEACH! Even worse, while calling for infrastructure improvements, Obama referred to three seaports on the Atlantic coast as "Gulf coast" ports. What a sad day for America and all its 57 states.
Following the Tonight Show appearance, Obama returned to Washington, where he probably made Thomas Jefferson cry by putting his big unworthy feet up on the Oval Office desk again.
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