San Diego, Come Be Dead With Us, TODAY (Sunday)

Hey baby wanna go to a wonkette party?

WELL! It has been a journey like we are on The Bachelor and people won't shut up about "the journey" this and "the journey" that and oh my god you wouldn't know a hero's journey if it killed your dad and married your mom and put out its eyes and did other stuff too, I don't know, it's early, go read your own Joseph Campbell.

ANYWAY-HOO, join us this afternoon, San Diego, at Border X Brewing in Barrio Logan, 2181 Logan Dr., from 2 to 5 p.m. We will eat beer and drink snacks and coo at the baby. This baby.

 
 HI I'M A BABY.

We will not be wearing this.

 
 Family portrait

UNLESS WE ARE.

San Francisco, we are coming to you Nov. 7.

Okay bye.