Hey baby wanna go to a wonkette party?
WELL! It has been a journey like we are on The Bachelor and people won't shut up about "the journey" this and "the journey" that and oh my god you wouldn't know a hero's journey if it killed your dad and married your mom and put out its eyes and did other stuff too, I don't know, it's early, go read your own Joseph Campbell.
ANYWAY-HOO, join us this afternoon, San Diego, at Border X Brewing in Barrio Logan, 2181 Logan Dr., from 2 to 5 p.m. We will eat beer and drink snacks and coo at the baby. This baby.
We will not be wearing this.
UNLESS WE ARE.
San Francisco, we are coming to you Nov. 7.
Okay bye.
Donna Rose's competition for cutest merbaby!
Baby's give the best finger shakes! Donna Rose looks like a super chill baby.