San Diego, Come Be Dead With Us, TODAY (Sunday)

Hey baby wanna go to a wonkette party?

WELL! It has been a journey like we are on The Bachelor and people won't shut up about "the journey" this and "the journey" that and oh my god you wouldn't know a hero's journey if it killed your dad and married your mom and put out its eyes and did other stuff too, I don't know, it's early, go read your own Joseph Campbell.

ANYWAY-HOO, join us this afternoon, San Diego, at Border X Brewing in Barrio Logan, 2181 Logan Dr., from 2 to 5 p.m. We will eat beer and drink snacks and coo at the baby. This baby.


We will not be wearing this.

Family portrait


San Francisco, we are coming to you Nov. 7.

Okay bye.

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.


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