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Sarah Palin has an opinion on something! Let us all post about it! This Daily Caller article is upset that "scheduled a poetry evening for Wednesday" and the hip-hop artist/actor Common was invited. Okay! What are his terrible offenses against Caucasia? He has sung about violence in the past (AND HE'S A RAPPER?!?!?! AND VIOLENCE HAPPENS IN INNER CITIES?!?!?!) and has a song with the following lines, as transcribed by the lyric experts at The Daily Caller:


Seeing a fiend being hung

With that happening, why they messing with Saddam?

Burn a Bush cos’ for peace he no push no button

Killing over oil and grease

no weapons of destruction

According to The Daily Caller, this means that Common literally wanted to set George W. Bush's literal body on fire. Isn't it great when conservative blog types try to interpret art? Yes. It is.

Common has now come out and confirmed that he does, in fact, want to eat that Super Mario thing that gives you the fire power, get access inside the White House, and set fire to all white presidents who are inside it:

Hide George W. Bush! There are rappers here! [Twitter/Daily Caller]

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Cripes the News has been awful lately! And so Yr Editrix suggested we find some good, positive news. Especially after we pitched writing a Wonket about this Mother Jones story on how global warming may be killing the whales, even though Donald Trump knows their prince. (Reply: "Nope. FOR SURE NOT THAT.") And so, as a reminder that a gooder world is possible and apropos of nothing at all that definitely didn't set your Editrix off on Twitter, where she has been stewing and bitching most shrillfully about the 2016 election and the 2020 election and any terrible similarities thereof and thereupon and therefore and thereto, we present a collection of videos of Elizabeth Warren yelling at big banks and calling for them to be broken up and their criminal operators to go to jail. Puppies and kittens will only get you so far, after all.

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