Sarah Palin Excited Enough About Brexit To Name Her Next Child After It
One World Government! Do Your Own Research! Fluoride!
Oh good! The moment we have been waiting for all day has finally arrived -- Sarah Palin is here to share her opinion on Brexit! Hoorah! And it's even better than we hoped, because it somehow invokes the American Revolution, Brexit, AND her dream of Donald Trump becoming president.
Oh. Also fear of an APOCALYPTIC ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT. An issue of great import to the "guy standing on a street corner with a bullhorn" demographic.
When in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another...
The UK knew - it was that time. And now is that time in the USA.
The Brexit referendum is akin to our own Declaration of Independence. May that refreshed spirit of sovereignty spread over the pond to America's shores!
Congratulations, smart Brits. Good on you for ignoring all the fear mongering from special interest globalists who tend to aim for that apocalyptic One World Government that dissolves a nation's self-determination and sovereignty... the EU being a One World Government mini-me.
America can learn an encouraging lesson from this.
It is time to dissolve political bands that connect us to agendas not in our best interest. May UN shackles be next on the chopping block.
- Sarah Palin
You know, she's RIGHT. America sure can learn from this! They can learn from all the people who voted for the Brexit, not thinking it would actually happen, and who now regret that decision very deeply. Oh! And within a single day, the value of the pound plummeted to a 31-year-low! Yeah, yesterday it was worth $1.50, and today it is worth $1.35!
OH, by the way, this is a thing Donald Trump thinks is simply tremendous! Earlier today, he said “When the pound goes down, more people are coming to Turnberry, frankly,” referring to the golf resort he owns in Scotland. He is, of course, suggesting not that this is a good thing for the people of the United Kingdom -- who are now just a little bit poorer than they were yesterday -- but a good thing for Donald Trump, because it will be cheaper for international tourists to come to his resort. NICE!
But back to Sarah. Guess whose picture she used to go along with this lovely word salad? GUESS? OK, you do not have to guess, because here it is:
WELL, a part of me -- the part that listens to a lot of Elvis Costello -- is a bit taken aback by the idea that there are any big Maggie Thatcher fans out there. But I suppose if there were someone who was, it would be Sarah Palin!
However, given that she is now on the One World Government train, it is likely that she's gonna be coming out with a lot of good stuff soon. Because let me tell you -- you Google "One World Government" and you do not come up with a goldmine of intellectual prose. Personally, I'd love to see her go after the Lizard People, but that seems like a stretch for right now, even for her. I'd say chemtrails or fluoride, except she would probably be in favor of those were they to exist, because environmentalism is for jerks. It will probably be something like the Bilderberg group or Bohemian Grove. Or, perhaps, she could try to get in with the alt-right crowd, get a little anti-Semitic, and start worrying about the Rothschilds? That seems like a pretty likely option. What say you?
Robyn Pennacchia is a brilliant, fabulously talented and visually stunning angel of a human being, who shrugged off what she is pretty sure would have been a Tony Award-winning career in musical theater in order to write about stuff on the internet. Previously, she was a Senior Staff Writer at Death & Taxes, and Assistant Editor at The Frisky (RIP). Currently, she writes for Wonkette, Friendly Atheist, Quartz and other sites. Follow her on Twitter at @RobynElyse