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Happy Memorial Day! It is time to honor America's War Heroes, meaning Sarah Palin. America's favorite snowbilly grifter showed up Sunday at "Rolling Thunder," a non-partisan organization which raises awareness of veterans' issues through the display of motorcycles that run on Muslim-Arabian fuel. Palinattracted a crowd of rally-goers eager to honor Sarah's service in foreign wars, we guess. Sadly, she didn't get to make a speech thanking these people for honoring her terrible sacrifices, so instead she just scrawled the words "justice rolls" on her hand in ink. Is this biker-gang humor?


AP reports:

It was an apparent reference to Martin Luther King Jr.'s "I Have a Dream" speech, which is quoted on Palin's website: "We will not be satisfied until justice rolls down like waters and righteousness like a mighty stream."

Sarah Palin is getting pretty esoteric these days. Does she know MLK Jr. was black? And that he advocated for the federal government to order a bunch of ignorant, bigoted "states' rights" governors to back off? Was that the important part of this man's life and work? No, MLK Jr. Had a Dream was that someday his words could be cribbed in smeared ink on a Fox News' personality's hands like notes for an one day at a biker event she crashed.

Palin didn't take questions from reporters and, in keeping her social media strategy, offered her thoughts on her political website.

"There's no better way to see D.C. than on the back of a Harley!" Palin wrote. "My family may be used to snowmachines more so than motorcycles."

Sarah Palin has finally figured it out. You don't want to give out inane statements for free. You want to get people over to your website to click on that "Donate" button before you tell them how much you love the troops. [AP]

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It's the night before the two-night Democratic primary debate extravaganza, and we're already tired. Turns out having 20 candidates spread across two nights when only six or eight of them matter is not the must-see TV we all thought it was going to be! But that's not to dissuade you from getting excited! We're excited! We're so excited! We're so ...

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After a cursory examination of the TWELVE filings in the case against California Congressman Duncan Hunter just in the past 24 hours, we can confidently declare that that guy is a fucking idiot. The prosecutors have him by every last one of his short and curlies -- which is what happens when you use your campaign credit card to pay for hundreds of thousands of dollars of ski trips, video games, tuition, and plane tickets for the family rabbit.

A rational human being would have pleaded down a year ago and given up his congressional seat, since he could cash out and make a lot more money as a lobbyist anyway. But not Duncan Hunter! He made the federal government chase him down and document every last carton of cigarettes, round of tequila, and Uber ride of shame home from his many girlfriends' houses in a 60-count indictment filed last August. And still this dumb sumbitch refused to admit he was caught, even after his lovely wife (and co-conspirator) Margaret Hunter flipped on him this month -- which is what happens when you use your campaign credit card to carry on multiple affairs and you piss off the US Attorneys enough that they put every 7 a.m. Uber ride in your indictment.

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