Sarah Palin Never Existed
It was all one giant cosmic joke. She was never here. She was a figment of pure imagination. And it was all leading up to this. We refuse to believe these two old people exist either. They are simply SONG PARODY COMEDIANS who took over our politics for a couple of years so they could lay the groundwork for this great YouTube video. And as this video was uploaded like three months ago, they are probably now dead. Congrats, you guys! Now burn in Hell.
We are not in Germany. In this country, you are allowed to believe the Holocaust didn't happen. Very similarly, you cannot force us to believe Sarah Palin exists. We can't do it any more.
Consider this the end of our Palin coverage. It cannot get any better than this. Sure, we will probably come back to the well one day when we need an easy post. But let us at least try. Because otherwise, we, the entire planet, all need to die immediately. [YouTube via EVERYONE PLEASE SHUT UP ABOUT IT, JESUS CHRIST]