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Sarah Palin To Visit Israel, Where Jesus Lives

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Haha, did you think she wasreally going away? NEVER. Not until the last nickel is grifted! Sarah Palin is doing an International Lecture Tour, which will consist of one speech (in India, because why not?) and then a second stop in Fox News' closest strategic American ally, Israel. You don't just "go to India," wherever that is, without stopping at Jesus' house. (Wait 'til she finds out Jesus is just some gay programmer who shares a flat in Tel Aviv by the dance clubs with his boyfriend, an Arab.) Why do wingnut Republicans considering a White House run always go to Israel? WE TOLD YOU IDIOTS ALREADY, because it's where Jesus lives. Wait 'til she finds out those Israelis are all Jews! (Hopefully she will convert them real quick to the Church of Our Intolerable Wasilla Grifter.)


CNN has this, which isn't much:

“I'm thankful to be able to travel to Israel on my way back to the U.S.,” Palin said in a statement obtained by CNN. “As the world confronts sweeping changes and new realities, I look forward to meeting with Prime Minister Netanyahu to discuss the key issues facing his country, our ally Israel.”

Other potential GOP candidates to visit Israel in recent months include Mitt Romney, Haley Barbour, and Mike Huckabee.

They should all be put in one of those "bone-cage balls" like in the Pirates of the Caribbean movie and then rolled into Gaza. Or just dump her at some old hippie kibbutz and watch her lose her freaking shit when she finds out it's socialist. [CNN via chascates]

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