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Sarah Palin Wishes Barack Obama Had A Bigger Penis

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There seems to have been a small amount of tsuris in the Middle East yesterday, as a large lot of Libyans decided to kill some Americans. This makes most people show proper somberness and gravity. But not Sarah Palin! She is busy being very ladylike, by talking about the president's penis. Let us go to her Facebook page, where all the world's greatest statesmen gather to orate their profundities, and marvel at her good sense and wisdom!


Blah blah blah, Palin Palin Palin:

It’s about time our president stood up for America and condemned these Islamic extremists. I realize there must be a lot on his mind these days – what with our economy’s abysmal jobless numbers and Moody’s new warning about yet another downgrade to our nation’s credit rating due to the current administration’s failure to come up with a credible deficit reduction plan. And, of course, he has a busy schedule – with all those rounds of golf, softball interviews with the “Pimp with the Limp,” and fundraising dinners with his corporate cronies. But our nation’s security should be of utmost importance to our Commander-in-chief. America can’t afford any more “leading from behind” in such a dangerous world. We already know that President Obama likes to “speak softly” to our enemies. If he doesn’t have a “big stick” to carry, maybe it’s time for him to grow one.

Emphasis added, by us, to direct your eyes directly to where Sarah Palin talks about the president growing a penis. This might be even more statesmanlike than Mitt Romney's statements on Libya, wherein by all appearances (and on which we MIGHT SOMEDAY HAVE A POST if any of our Jesse's decide to drop in) he fucked the dog.

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Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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