HUNTINGTON -- A man and woman are charged with stealing a motorized shopping cart from Wal-Mart and driving it to and from a neighboring strip club early Monday morning.

This is not about West Virginia. This is about the OBAMA ECONOMY. And this is Obama making cuts to the scooter parts of our Medicare so he can fund this brand-new SOCIALIZED MEDICINE crap. [Huntington Herald-Dispatch via Wonkette operative "Liz"]