Scooter Crime Hits America's Best Store
HUNTINGTON -- A man and woman are charged with stealing a motorized shopping cart from Wal-Mart and driving it to and from a neighboring strip club early Monday morning.
This is not about West Virginia. This is about the OBAMA ECONOMY . And this is Obama making cuts to the scooter parts of our Medicare so he can fund this brand-new SOCIALIZED MEDICINE crap. [ Huntington Herald-Dispatch via Wonkette operative "Liz"]
I understand the problem these people were having; I often get the local strip club mixed up with Wal-Mart.
Since we now have 'plus-sized' caskets and hospital beds the newest scooters will probably have a half-ton capacity and double wide seats. Kind of like a pickup but for indoors.