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Ho ho ho, we made a joke in our headline! Scott Brown has not actually bought a house in Vermont. OR HAS HE??? No, he hasn't. THAT WE KNOW OF!!! (He probably has.)


Yes, Scott Brown, the pro-choice (not really) pro-woman (he hasn't actually KILLED ANY) moderate Republican who was the racing, heaving heartbeat of the Tea Party for a second until he decided to be "moderate" because he wanted to be the senator from Massachusetts; and who then got tomahawked by Professor Schoolmarm (and your girlfriend) Elizabeth Warren, and who was a total fucking spitty douche about it; and who then carpetbagged his way to New Hampshire, where he's totally always been from, is finished, having had his expanding ass handed to him by incumbent Senator Jeanne Shaheen. Well, we mean he's finished for now. There's still Maine, dude! They love dipshit asshole jerkfaces there!

DO IT! Brown for Maine 2018 or whenever Paul LePew's term is up! Oh, shoot, that was tonight, and right now it looks like he's winning.

Better luck somewhere else, Scott Brown :(

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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Here's the kind of weird election year 2018 is: Democrat Tammy Baldwin, among the most progressive of the ten Democratic US senators from states won by Donald Trump, introduced a "Made in America Act" bill earlier this month. It would require federal infrastructure projects to use US-made steel, iron and other products, and Donald Trump is an enthusiastic supporter. Even says he'll sign it. But both of the Republican Senate candidates from Wisconsin -- who otherwise insist they love, love, love Trump the most -- have staked out positions against the bill, because, um, well, a Democrat introduced it, so populist made-in-America legislation is probably secret socialism. America Not First if it's a demmycrat idea!

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You know what? It has been a LONG week, and I think we all need and deserve something cheerful for our Saturday open thread! Right? Right.

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