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UH OH is former Massachusetts Sen. Scott "Nakey Time" Brown having a sad? He got on the radio in Boston to accuse that lady who beat him, Sen. Elizabeth "Badass" Warren, of being a drunk-tweeter. No really, stop laughing, he's a very serious naked man!
</center> <p/><blockquote>Is she drunk-tweeting now? [...] <p>What she said is completely irrelevant. It doesn't matter ... She had her chance to make a difference. She hasn't even bothered to endorse anybody. So it just is a continuation of her phoniness and her inability to make decisions, really, have her stand on her own two feet. All she does is yell and criticize and demean and belittle people instead of working for the people of Massachusetts. ... She's been there almost a full term and she's done nothing ...</p></blockquote> <p>Oh shut the fuck up, you butthurt pretty boy paste-eating Trump supporter. That woman beat your finely chiseled ass fair and fucking square, and there is no reason for you to be so J anymore. (He was <a href="https: //wonkette.substack.com/p/gop-congressdude-wants-to-chop-off-elizabeth-warrens-balls" target="_blank">SOOOO MAD</a> when it happened.) </p><p>[wonkbar]<a href="https://wonkette.substack.com/p/gop-congressdude-wants-to-chop-off-elizabeth-warrens-balls"></a>[/wonkbar]Moreover, Warren is absolutely beloved by the Democratic Party, and she's so "ineffective" that Wall Street and basically all Republican lawmakers are <em>terrified</em> of her, with one GOP lawmaker <a href="https://wonkette.substack.com/p/gop-congressdude-wants-to-chop-off-elizabeth-warrens-balls" target="_blank">calling her</a> the "Darth Vader of the financial world." Is Scott Brown the "Darth Vader" of anything besides taking his clothes off and also <a href="https://wonkette.substack.com/p/scott-brown-closes-escrow-on-sweet-little-place-in-vermont" target="_blank">losing elections</a> in places what are not his "home"? </p><p>[wonkbar]<a href="https://wonkette.substack.com/p/elizabeth-warren-chops-off-donald-trumps-manhood-mounts-it-above-fireplace"></a>[/wonkbar]And did Lizzie Warren go on a tweetstorm against Trump Tuesday night? She <a href="http://www.businessinsider.com/elizabeth-warren-trump-tweets-2016-5" target="_blank">sure fuckin' did!</a> Just like <a href="https://wonkette.substack.com/p/elizabeth-warren-chops-off-donald-trumps-manhood-mounts-it-above-fireplace" target="_blank">she went</a> on a tweetstorm against him in March, and just like <a href="https://wonkette.substack.com/p/elizabeth-warren-doesnt-seem-to-like-that-ted-cruz-boy-very-much" target="_blank">she did</a> to Ted Cruz a couple weeks back. She ain't indecisive about <em>shit</em>, yo. She's 100% sure all you GOP fuck-boners are assholes, and she says so. </p><p>[wonkbar]<a href="https://wonkette.substack.com/p/un-senator-scott-brown-filled-with-twitter-ennui-over-who-knows-what"></a>[/wonkbar]And even if she WAS drunk-tweeting, AT LEAST SHE USED HER WORDS AND HER CORRECT SPELLINGS! Unlike a certain former Senator Scott Brown, who has NO place to be saying lickety shit about "drunk-tweeting" -- or encouraging Donald Trump to be better on Twitter, as he also did in this interview -- because hey <a href="https://wonkette.substack.com/p/un-senator-scott-brown-filled-with-twitter-ennui-over-who-knows-what" target="_blank">remember that time</a> he was REALLY GOOD at Twitter, so much so that he tweeted this? </p><p><img id="34190" data-rm-shortcode-id="7227be4fbefdb76b11c21e5e090579b8" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" class="rm-shortcode " loading="lazy" src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8xNzY3NDk0My9vcmlnaW4uanBnIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTcxNjMxNTQ3NH0.esJLixifeq6-hmgQitPZC7Cc6pnavb-hH4PHDfFNY6M/img.jpg?width=980" /> </p><p>He said lots of other dumb stuff on Tweeter that night too, but he <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2013/02/19/scott-brown-explains-strange-bqhatevwr-tweets/" target="_blank">was like</a> "Oh no, I did not do those drunk tweets, my fanny did those drunk tweets, because I was not drunk, my fanny was drunk." And everybody was like LOL whatever because it's not like he's an important naked person in the public eye anymore, and if the man wants to pound Fireball and tweet about his sadness, who are we to judge? Weird how he was slamming Fireball through his fanny, though (allegedly). </p><p>In summary and in conclusion, STFU and take your clothes off, sweet cheeks. </p><p>[<a href="http://www.bostonmagazine.com/news/blog/2016/05/04/scott-brown-elizabeth-warren-tweets/#.VypIRntc74k.twitter" target="_blank">Boston Magazine</a>]</p>
"It's far from conclusive that Paul LePage understands..."
The difference between his ass and his elbow?
... which reminds me, what's the status of funds collected "for the veterans" during the Drumpf phony-benefit for them as a fuck-you to the Fox debates? You know, the money that went into some Trump "Foundation" black hole? Any disbursements beyond a few thousand of the millions collected? No? Well then, let's just forget about that.