SEAL Commander Who Killed Bin Laden Invites Trump To Go Suck Some Bone Spurs
Golly gee, it seems like Donald Trump might have just stepped on his own dick again, in revoking the clearance of former CIA director John Brennan, who was integral to planning and executing the mission that killed Osama bin Laden, who, if the president has forgotten, was a radical theocratic fuckwad Islamic terrorist who murdered thousands of Americans on September 11, 2001. (Remember, Donald? You lied about seeing Muslims dancing in the streets that day in New Jersey.)
It's weird how when Donald Trump comes for real American patriots, real American patriots clap back harder, stronger, and with a much louder clappy THWAP! sound than Trump could ever muster (because their hands are normal-sized, as opposed to when Trump claps, which probably sounds like a mouse angrily trying to jerk off).
Admiral McRaven -- or more properly retired Admiral William H. McRaven, who led the Navy SEAL team that fucking murdered Osama bin Laden -- has penned an op-ed in the Washington Post saying that if Trump is revoking security clearances, then please go ahead and take his too, because he'd like to be counted among the patriots who love this country, like Brennan, who speak out against the thin-skinned flabby-ass tinpot dictator wannabe squatting in the Oval Office. He of course said it nicer than that:
I would consider it an honor if you would revoke my security clearance as well, so I can add my name to the list of men and women who have spoken up against your presidency.
Like most Americans, I had hoped that when you became president, you would rise to the occasion and become the leader this great nation needs. [...]
Your leadership, however, has shown little of these qualities. Through your actions, you have embarrassed us in the eyes of our children, humiliated us on the world stage and, worst of all, divided us as a nation.
If you think for a moment that your McCarthy-era tactics will suppress the voices of criticism, you are sadly mistaken. The criticism will continue until you become the leader we prayed you would be.
TL;DR FUCK YOU, SHITWAD.
Trump knows exactly who McRaven is, or at least he did a few years ago, when his brain was less deteriorated than it seems to be right this second. He used McRaven's name to shit all over America's last real president, the one who had the Big Dick Energy Trump has been craving his entire life but will never possess:
It's abundantly clear that Trump doesn't have the very good brain, the quickness of wit, the internal strength, or the proficiency in the English language to withstand attacks from his critics.
This is only the beginning, and there are more patriots where Brennan and McRaven come from. Oh look, here are some former CIA directors and a former DNI. As Manu Raju points out, this is a bipartisan list:
If you click to embiggen and read their statement, you will find our favorite line, which says this:
Since leaving government service John [Brennan] has chosen to speak out sharply regarding what he sees as threats to our national security. Some of the undersigned have done so as well. Others among us have elected to take a different course and be more circumspect in our public pronouncements. Regardless ...
You catch that? Some speak out like John Brennan. Others are "more circumspect." What they are saying is that NONE OF THEM FUCKING DISAGREE WITH JOHN BRENNAN.
So there you go. The flood of patriots is beginning. Hallelujah!
But that's not the only group coming for Trump right now.
Omarosa taped everything. EVERYTHING. And she is so much better at Trumping than Trump is.
And Michael Avenatti and Stormy Daniels are still out there.
An Robert Mueller is like DUN DUN! DUN DUN! And by DUN DUN! we mean ...
AND SO ON.
Trump might as well quit now. He's already going down in history as the greatest laughingstock in ... (checks world history) ... all of recorded history. President-ing only gets less fun from here, shithead!
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