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Oh dear, there is trouble in the Fox News family again. Megyn Kelly appears to be equal parts amused and appalled by how much time Sean Hannity spends on his knees for Donald Trump, so after the first presidential debate, she tooooootally Mean Girl-ed him during Fox News coverage of the Spin Room, where all the journalists and the fan boys get together to spin what happened during the debate. The camera showed Trump and Sean Hannity French kissing with their tongues talking, and Kelly said this:

We’ve got Trump speaking to our own Sean Hannity. We’ll see whether he speaks to the journalists in this room after that interview.

HA HA HA. Because Sean Hannity is not a "journalist." He is nothing more than a cheerleader for his partner in mediocrity, stupidity and thin skin, Donald Trump.

As if that was not enough, on Wednesday night's episode of Kelly's Fox News program "I Suck Sometimes, But Other Times I'm Good," she continued to read her colleague for the filth he is, in the greater context of the presidential election:

"They're both in their own version of a presidential protection program," Kelly said. She said Clinton makes sure "she is not in a place where she feels uncomfortable or anything unexpected could come at her, which is why she sat for a half an hour with Mary J. Blige, the singer, which is why she did Entertainment Tonight this evening."

But, Kelly didn't stop there. "And Donald Trump, with all due respect to my friend at 10 o'clock, will go on Hannity, and pretty much only Hannity, and will not venture out to the unsafe spaces these days, which doesn't exactly extend the tent."

"All due respect" = actually not that much respect. But again, HA HA HA, because she is saying that Donald Trump's "safe space" -- Hannity HATES those -- is the warm bosom of the Fox News host who is not a journalist. It's the one place he goes where he will never get TRIGGER WARNING-ed, and is instead caressed and cooed over like a tiny little baby.

As we have suggested, Sean Hannity is just about as unshakable and strong as his buddy Trump, which means he had a wee meltdown on Twitter:

BOOM ZING HISS! He called her a Hillary-lover, which is the worst thing he can think of to call a person, because he's a moron who loves Donald Trump so much he -- allegedly -- keeps a small collection of Trump's toenail clippings under his pillow, to comfort him when the nightmares come.

A bit later in the evening, some guy on Twitter was like "Hey bro. Not nice." So Hannity pulled the binky out of his mouth and said FINE, I'll be nice to her when she stops making fun of me, and then he cried some more probably:

Take THAT.

At press time, our sources (that we made up just now) reported that Megyn Kelly was chasing dumb Sean Hannity around the Fox News offices, repeatedly pants-ing him and shouting, "SAY MY NAME, SEAN HANNITY! SAY MY NAME!"

[USA Today]

Evan Hurst

Evan Hurst is the senior editor of Wonkette, which means he is the boss of you, unless you are Rebecca, who is boss of him. His dog Lula is judging you right now.

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