Sean Hannity Prayed For A Mission, And For His Sins, They Gave Him One

Sean Hannity Prayed For A Mission, And For His Sins, They Gave Him One

Here's Sean Hannity posing next to a machine gun on a Border Patrol boat on the Big River Rio Grande in Texas, or May-hee-co, or perhaps hundreds of miles up a river that snakes through the immigration war like a main circuit cable. But here he is, on the boat. "Never get out of the boat." Absolutely goddamn right! Unless you were goin' all the way... Rick Perry got off the boat. He split from the whole fuckin' program.

Yes, you see where we're going with this: Not just a photoshop contest today, but a caption contest as well. We are just one big bag of contests at Yr Wonkette today, and by god we are not going to let this visual gift that Sean Hannity has bestowed upon us go to waste.

"'Scuse me, Mr. Hannity, do you know who's in charge here?" "Yup" *Hannity clutches grenade launcher and saunters away

The rules: write your funny caption in the contents, or if for some reason you don't have an IntenseDebate account, email Yr Dok Zoom: doktorzoom at-sign wonkette dot-or-period com. Judging will be unfair and biased, and a winner will be chosen when we darn well get around to it. Winner will get a lovely tote bag instead of an "Obamaphone," and runners-up will get bragging rights.

No need to limit yourself to Apocalypse Now quotes, either, kids, because there's just no end of possibilities here, from Hannity as Captain Queeg to Hannity as poor McNulty giving a fuck when it wasn't his turn to give a fuck, or even Hannity's On a Boat, Motherfucker. If you can pull off a McHale's Navy reference that people actually get, so much the better!


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