Not Safe For Googling
It's time for another round of Four Losers Polling At Zero Percent, trying to make you go "Oooh!" and "Ahhh!" and "Sooo presidential!" (Spoiler: You're not gonna do that.)
The Real Debate of Alleged Grown-ups -- who threw temper tantrums about their pre-show dressing rooms, wahhhh -- is at an o'clock that is later, but for now, join us as we watch and point and laugh and find out what Hungover Lindsey Graham is like. Wheee!
"The crap stops here!" - President Graham
Foreigners!They're coming!Beware and prepare, America! The yellow peril, the brown menace, the goddamned Irish!