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That's what Obama will wear at his new Muslim house.


We all learned this week that if and when Barack Obummer relinquishes his presidential throne (unlikely!), he and his family will move to the Richie Rich Washington D.C. neighborhood called Kalorama, so that Sasha can finish high school with all her BFFs. And on Tuesday, Washingtonian was like UGH, Obama, we thought you were all hopey and changey and shit. How dare you be a wealthy ex-president, living in a wealthy neighborhood with other wealthies? Shouldn't you probably live somewhere a little more hipster-humble? UGH.

Well, The Daily Caller, Tucker Carlson's home for racism and cleavage, has now picked up the story, seizing on a whole different angle. Yeah, there might be a bunch of rich fucks in Kalorama, but did you know that, really close to the Obamas' new house, there are Muslims who do Muslim things at a Muslim mosque, like common Muslims? WHOA IF TRUE:

The mammoth, multi-million-dollar mansion where President Barack Obama and his family will reportedly live after the first family exits the White House is located 1,096 feet from the Islamic Center of Washington — one of the largest mosques in the Western Hemisphere. [...]

The Islamic Center is a tremendous resource for the District’s Muslim community. “It provides Qur’an and Islamic Literature and distribution of such publications that would create awareness and knowledge of Islamic Truth,” according to the center’s website.

The Islamic Center in our nation’s capital also provides help for families in need, holds wedding ceremonies, organizes language courses, offers counseling and makes available ample significant research material related to Islam.

That's nice! What else?

In addition to the Islamic Center of Washington, the embassy of Oman and the former embassy of Iran are very close to Obama’s new mansion.

Isn't the Daily Caller adorable? It publishes basically straight news stories that aren't even openly xenophobic or racist, not even remotely insinuating that MAYBE Kenyan Muslim Marxist Gay Obama wants to live 1,096 feet from the mosque so he can hop, skip and jump to prayers WITH HIS PEOPLE five times a day, which was never very convenient from the confines of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. They're just saying the facts!

The Daily Caller then leaves the dirty work to its commenters, who connect all the dots. The site does this with entertainment stories all the time, with headlines like "Britney Spears Dancing On A Stripper Pole Is The Greatest Video Ever." This gives their chairborne readers a Safe Space where they can either call Britney a whore or say she has no talent, or even better, that they've never even HEARD of that slut.

Let's spend five whole seconds looking at the comments for the piece on Obama's new mansion among the Islamics, and see if we can ...

  • "Claims to be Christian. After all he wouldn't fare too well on the political scene as a moslem at the head of a Christian country. Now he can come out of the closet."
  • "Does any fool still think he is a Christian?"
  • "Only the fools who still think he's straight"
  • "Are there any nearby marijuana stores? All he needs is a supply of choom and he's set for life."
  • "Within walking distance where he can go to pray five times a day and plan his next moves against the U.S. It was stated before that those opposing infidels are expected to lie or do whatever it takes to expand the belief of Islam. If that's true then there is no reason anyone can say Obama is NOT a believer of Islam. That would mean he could do what he wanted and say what he wanted even to say he's a Christian if it's to benefit Islam. I believe that is true. And I also believe Rev Jeremiah Wright was more Muslim than Christian."

For real, y'all, that took us five seconds.

Oh, did we mention the Daily Caller's other hilarious story this week, a slideshow of a bunch of ladies in bikinis with a picture of Hillary Clinton in a swimsuit mixed in, so commenters could call her a fat email Benghazi whore? That was nice.

Never change, Daily Caller, you gross, imbecilic motherfuckers.

[Daily Caller]

Evan Hurst

Evan Hurst is the senior editor of Wonkette, which means he is the boss of you, unless you are Rebecca, who is boss of him. His dog Lula is judging you right now.

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