Silly Drunk Mess Sarah Palin Says No, Mitt Romney, You Are 'Silly Man' Also Too
Is this 2016 presidential election the best ever or the best goddamned greatest thing ever? Yes! Shortly after Mitt Willard McMittens Romneybot gave a speech at the University of Utah Thursday that was almost -- dare we say? -- impassioned, about how Donald Trump can lick his left Oh My Goodness, Sarah Palin's sober-ish ghost writer dialed up the intertubes and made some words on the FacePlacester:
Thank You, Mitt
Trump's favorables just rose again, as did the veil you willingly wore while being used by the corrupt political establishment who can't afford to lose their power in liberal D.C. Your speech was so silly and contradictory it confirmed the reasons Trump received tens of thousands more votes than you did in your own home state that you governed. Silly man. Could the establishment really not find anyone credible in their holier-than-thou movement to spew the deception you regurgitated today on tv?
You can tell Sarah Palin did not writed these words herself: "regurgitated," not "regurgiterated" or "reguritatered" or "BARF BURP someone hold back my hair," is a dead giveaway. Also, that veil metaphor thingy is almost poetical, sort of, and definitely beyond Sarah Palin's subliterate word-making skills.
Also plus too? We reckoned the Trump campaign had YOUR'E FIRED! Palin after the humiliating drunken drunkfest of drunking while drunk endorsement Palin drunked all over herself for Trump in January, followed up the next day with some hair-o-the-dog drunking at a Trump rally about how it's Obama's fault Sarah's awful waste of oxygen son Track domestic violenced his girlfriend in the face (allegedly, eye roll), with his fists and some guns.
Maybe Trump's campaign is no longer officially allowing Sarah to fondle his balls, but like herpes, Sarah has come back to Make America Laugh At Her Dumb Drunk Ass Again.
Say some more stupid, Sarah's ghost writer, about how Mitt is the suck, and Trump is Sarah's favorite new boyfriend in the whole US of Alaska:
The political establishment's desperation is nailing its coffin - obviously a good thing - but we mustn't let the Alinsky tactics used to destroy our We the People movement go unanswered. His shoulders are broad, but Donald Trump must not carry this on his own shoulders. Thankfully, Mitt's anti-Republican Platform speech just strengthened our own. Americans' shoulders just got bigger and broader. Way to go, Mitt.
In case you weren't picturing Sarah Palin stroking her sex parts while thinking about Trump's big broad shoulders, you are now, you betcha. You're welcome.