Silvio Berlusconi Offers To Rename His Party After Women's Genitals
World's most overcompensating de facto dictator hump-monster Silvio Berlusconi made a dumb joke that he would like to rename his sagging political party Forza Gnocca, or "Go Pussy" in English, to prove his central lifelong argument that he has a penis. Most everyone in Italy long ago grew bored of this insecure toad and wearily told him to go sod off, but notably, he got support for the joke from one camp:
Berlusconi's latest use of the term embarrassed some supporters, but Alessandra Mussolini, the granddaughter of the Benito Mussolini and a Berlusconi MP called the quip "splendid", adding "it means he considers us protagonists."
In other news, the Mussolinis are still insane. Some things stay the same, etc. [Guardian]