Whilom, as olde stories tellen us,

Ther was a trewe knyght that highte Rick Santorum

“The idea that the Crusades and the fight of Christendom against Islam is somehow an aggression on our part is absolutely anti-historical,” Santorum said in Spartanburg on Tuesday. “And that is what the perception is by the American left who hates Christendom.”

Why refight old wars when you can refight ancient ones? Get thee to the pardoner, leftists! He's got a special on relics this week. Christ's foreskin is 2 for $5, and all proceeds will go towards helping fight the battle against Muslins. [Politico]