Sometimes People Are Okay

Been ignoring the news? Haven't yet gotten to the terrible happenings in Isla Vista, the college town outside Santa Barbara? Haven't yet watched in horror the video posted by the presumed 22-year-old gunman, who had to kill all those people because girls just wouldn't love him? (You're in luck, it's been removed!) Maybe you should turn off the computer and go outside. It's okay, go ahead.

There will be plenty of stories in the coming days about Men's Rights Activists, and rape culture, and entitlement, and evil. There will be lots of partisan fingerblaming pointgaming, with each of us pointing out something terrible and grotesque tweeted or said by some asshole on the other side of the ideological divide. There may even be stories about maybe possibly doing something about guns, jk jk lol don't get crazy.

So let's just point to this, instead. Do you remember Kurt Schlichter? He's this jackhole, writes at TownHall, occasionally says something legitimately funny on Twitter. I kind of dig him! Why not!

Let's focus on a rare moment of unity and human kindness, before we start doing what we're all trained so well to do.

Let's all be nice for a minute, guys. It might not even hurt too much.

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.


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