Stephen Colbert's Many Weird Tricks For Defeating Hillary Clinton (Video)
Here's Stephen Colbert with a few suggestions for how the GOP can defeat Hillary Clinton, just in case the whole "brain damage" thing doesn't work out. Gotta get tough -- after all, this isn't the '90s, when the Clintons got a free pass from the Republicans. For instance, maybe they could take a page the Mississippi Senate primary and float a story about Hillary abandoning "Hillary's secret bedridden wife." Now that it's out there, let's just see Hillary deny it. The other thing we love about this clip is that apparently it's taken a couple of years for anyone to make this joke: "Just ask RNC chair and Harry Potter incantation, Reince Priebus..."
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