According to Steve King, Steve King likes to tell young schoolchildrena story about a strange man walking to their school and sticking a thing of his through the door of their classroom. No, not that thing, a gun! And then the gunman shoots children like them. This happens all the time, he says. And it's called abortion. Children need to stop abortion if they don't want to be shot. "Where do you stand on the abortion issue?" he asks. Do they want to be shot?

So this is a classroom full of fetuses this man shot into? Why is this public school educating fetuses? What a very socialist waste of time. Those fetuses should be shot, because they're wasting tax dollars that really belong to rich people. [Gawker]