now just imagine Ross watching this

Since it was Nerd Prom aka the White House Correspondents' Association dinner last night, your Twitter timeline was already full of all the barbs and jabs and gentle ribbing that Obama put into his speech, but the the Old Gray Lady moves a bit slower, so the Times has Bamz' comedic stylings as one of today's lead stories.

Taking note of comments on the hue of House Speaker John A. Boehner’s skin, Mr. Obama noted that he feels sorry for the speaker because some Republicans are harder on Mr. Boehner than they are on him.

“Orange really is the new black,” Mr. Obama said.

That joke is not bad, Bamz! In fact, we're kinda sad we never thought of it! But Bamz was, of course, overshadowed by Old Handsome Joe Biden, who made a seven-minute video with Julia Louis-Dreyfus of Veep fame AND Michelle Obama AND Nancy Pelosi. Biden drives a Corvette. Pelosi gets a tattoo. Bamz never had a chance.



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