Hey, remember how when Jim Bob Duggar found out that his son Josh was sex criming his daughters, he took Josh to a state trooper pal of his, Cpl. Joseph Hutchens, to get a "very stern talk" about how sex criming is bad? And remember how Hutchens is now an EX-state trooper, who is currently serving a 56-year sentence on a kiddie porn conviction? It's a good thing Papa Jim Bob didn't tell Hutchens about ALL the sex-criming (if we are to believe Hutchens's account, and really, who you gonna believe --a kiddie porn enthusiast or a dad covering up his son's sex crimes on little girls?), because a perusal of the risk assessment used in Hutchens' 2010 trial shows that his tastes in children were vomit-inducing sick:

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So, Officer Friendly was jerking off to images of little girls whose ages quite likely overlapped with Josh Duggar's victims. When this story first broke, we remarked that the talk Hutchens gave young Josh must have been somethin' else: “Don’t Diddle Kids Ever Again!” (Wink Wink). Or, alternately: "Now, son, do as I say, not as I secretly do, as soon as you leave and I get to lock the door of this office again."

We have no more jokes to make about this, sorry.

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[Risk assessment viaJezebel]