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Swedish Sex Toy Company Offers New Exclusive Way For Bankers To F*k Themselves

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Business Insider reports Swedish fuckstick maker Lelo has a new product exclusively for bankers, for whom your standard neoprene (?) 18-inch black double-donger just isn't sexclusive enough.


Here's why, from the company:

"Many bankers want more from their profession and their investments; they also want more from their intimate investments. The new PINO™ will be the first sex toy in history that can satisfy the hedonistic sexual cravings and excesses exhibited by members of the financial world."

We're not sure what exactly makes this product so special for the investment banker, aside from the fact that, according to this description, the PINO gift set comes with a pair of silver cufflinks and a money clip.

Because we are liberals, and don't like our sex-positive bonk toys to actually murder anyone, we hope Lelo's banker-fucker doesn't look like this :(

[BusinessInsider]

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