GOP Senators Show Trump Who's Boss On Shutdown, Just Kidding It's Susan Collins It's not easy bein' queasy. Liz Dye Featured 04 Jan 2019
Kava-NAW. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Sept. 20, 2018 Republicans freaking out over Brett Kavanaugh, Trump farts around North Carolina, and garbage men pen 'If I Did It' essays. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn popular 20 Sep 2018
Justice Kennedy About To Quit SCOTUS, According To Full-Of-Shit GOP Senator Hey, it could happen! Or maybe Dean Heller is lying. Evan Hurst News 09 Mar 2018
Fucking Obamacare Repeal WON'T STAY DEAD Yes, they're at it again. We need to kill this damned thing for good. Doktor Zoom News 18 Sep 2017
Return Of The Un-Living Zombie Obamacare ... God DAMN It, John McCain, JUST FUCK YOU God damn fuckitty fuck fuck fuck. Doktor Zoom News 06 Sep 2017
Dean Heller Goes Dumpster Fire Diving Mitch McConnell forced Dean Heller to walk the plank. Heller shot himself in the foot voluntarily. Liz Dye News 06 Aug 2017
Trumpcare Not Dead Yet, Says It's Feeling Better Best to take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. Doktor Zoom News 21 Jul 2017
Ted Cruz Positively Outraged That The Government Would Interfere With His Reproductive Rights Feminininism
Rand Paul Thinks YouTube Has Some Obligation To Torture Its Users With Clips Of Him Speaking Impeachment
Florida Man May Refuse Dialysis If He Can't Bring Cardboard Cutout Of Trump With Him For Emotional Support Trump
Economist Suggests Infecting A Ton Of People With Coronavirus In Order To Help People With Coronavirus Healthcare
