Be The Terror You Want To See In The World! Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 7, 2019

It's not a 'concrete wall' anymore, Dems put on their Investigatin' shoes, and Joe Biden gets ready to run. Your morning news brief!

Elections

A Sunday Rundown. In Wonkette. Being A Ghost Story Of Christmas

Trump

John Kerry, Uh, Thinks, Uh, Ohio Might Have Been, Uh, Hacked, Uh, In 2004

If you are the editrix's mom who loves him and is demanding to know if we're making fun of the way he talks, the answer is: yes.

Elections

Brett Kavanaugh Gonna Get Yelled At In Restaurants

Withdraw, Brett.

Post-Racial America

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Sarah Palin So Mad Sacha Baron Cohen Made Her Look Like Big Dumbass For First Time Ever

IN WHAT RESPECT, CHARLIE?

News

Fox News Shitmouth Has Thoughts About John McCain, To Shit Out His Mouth

He seems nice.

Culture

Guess How Many Torture Fans Named Dick Cheney Want To Bring Back Torture? ALL OF THEM!

Scary vice-presidential stories to tell in the dark.

WARBLOGGING

Uh Oh, Trump Found An Actual Lawyer Who Does Real Law

Bye, Mustache Man!

Russia

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Nastya Rybka Is Free! Sort Of! Wait, Y'all Remember Who The F*ck Nastya Rybka Is?

Russia

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