Finally Trump Is Going On Offense For A Change. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 24, 2019

More Trump tantrums, Congress passes some bills, and Theresa May is quit-fired. Your morning news brief!

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Trump Gives New York Times Pulitzer For Reporting On Spies In His Underpants

Fucking fuck, everything is so stupid right now.

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Rudy Giuliani Tells Arby's Drive-Thru Lady That Hillary Better GET A LAWYER!

Sir.

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Your Weekly Top Ten Has A New BABY DOG!

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

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We Are All Kasie Hunt's Face Trying To Figure Out WTF George Papadopoulos Is Talking About

You think you're bugfuck, Carter Page? HOLD PAP'S BEER.

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Bye Bye Love. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 12, 2019

Trump's multi-trillion dollar budget, Nancy wants to kill them (with votes!), and Facebook proves Elizabeth Warren's point. Your morning news brief!

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Meanwhile In Wingnutistan, It's Almost LOCK HER UP O'Clock!

Well, they are tenacious, we'll give 'em that!

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Are George Papadopoulos And Sergei Millian The Two Dumbest Idiots In The Whole Trump-Russia Scandal? Sure Why Not.

Ready for a WONKETTE DICK JOKE DEEP DIVE LONG READ? Well come right here and sit a spell!

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Roadrunners Are Real, And They're Spectacular!

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Seb Gorka's Mustang Is Firin' On All 4 Cylinders Right Now!

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