WOMP WOMP. Wonkagenda For Wed., June 20, 2018
Kirstjen Nielsen chowhounded, baby jails, and oh they're killing Obamacare again, don't worry, no big deal.
20 Jun 2018
Trump Praises FEMA's Work In Puerto Rico. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 7, 2018.
Trump praises himself on Puerto Rico, Hannity wants you to "bash" your phone, and Scott Pruitt has no more friends. Your morning news brief.
07 Jun 2018
Don't Be Tardy For The Obstruction Party! Wonkagenda For Fri., May 25, 2018
Trump's lawyer crashes the party, North Korean nuclear fallout, and Harvey Weinstein does a perp walk. Your morning news brief.
25 May 2018
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FBI Sucker Punches Russian Hackers, Steals Their Lunch Money, And Follows Them Home
Uncle Sam chugged a tall can of Whoop-Ass, and stomped Mother Russia.
24 May 2018
Trump Knows How To Fix Black Folks' Knees... Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 24, 2018
Trump has thoughts on taking a knee, the FBI will brief the Gang of Eight, and Trump thinks immigrant kids, like Britney Spears, are not so innocent. Your morning news brief.
24 May 2018
You Can Have Donald Trump's Jitterbug Old People Phone When You Pry It From His Cold Dead Hands
Now that Obama's out of office, no one would wire tapp Trump anyway.
22 May 2018
Oklahoma Republican Weird
So much weirdness we got lost. Elect this guy -- he'll Make Oklahoma Surreal Again.
17 May 2018
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