OH HELL YEAH, HASAN MINHAJ, SAY IT TO JARED'S STUPID FACE!

Hasan Minhaj is the coolest comedian to stick it to Jared Kushner's face since sliced bread. Wait, that doesn't even make sense.

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Trump White House Tells Employees Subpoenaed By Congress To Flip Them Off And Sh*t In Their Eyes

A lawsplainer!

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Jerry Nadler To Bill Barr: IT'S SUBPOENA-THIRTY, MOTHERF*CKER!

The Mueller report is due TOMORROW. What part of FUCKING GIVE IT does Bill Barr still not understand?

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Whatever Vanky Wants, Vanky Gets! And What Vanky Wants Is CLASSIFIED DATA.

Bailed out again by the Bank of Daddy.

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Turns Out The Kushners Got Their Security Clearances The Old-Fashioned Way -- From Daddy

Do you hear the people sing, singing the song of angry men ...

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Jared Kushner: THIS IS YOUR LIFE

NO MERITOCRACY! NO MERITOCRACY! YOU ARE THE ... yeah, actually, there is no meritocracy.

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What's Shakin', Mitch McConnell? Does Your Life SPARK JOY?

Sad turtle is sad :(

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Elijah Cummings COMING For President Secret Agent Man

OH, IT'S ON!

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Swing And A HOLY SH*T! Acting Defense Sec Shanahan Out After SWEET JESUS!

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How We Doin' On That Green Energy Thing? Better Than You Might Expect!

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It's OK To Treat Trump Like A Russian Agent. The Pentagon Does.

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