Told Y'all The Ellipses In Trump's Ukraine Crime Call Meant Something!

Surprise, Trump just couldn't stop talking about how Ukraine should investigate Joe Biden to help his re-elect!

ICYMI: Rudy's F*cked

Wonkette encourages Giuliani to keep talking a lot, because that always works out well for everyone.

Trump Unsanctioning Manafort's Russian Sugar Daddy Is EVEN F*CKEDER Than You Thought!

It's Christmas morning for Putin all over again, and it's not even Christmas!