President 'I'm Fcked' Entirely Fcked, According To Polls

The redacted Mueller Report didn't land like Trump wanted it to land, we reckon.

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Trumpy, Unf*ckable, And Shunned By Polite Society? DC's Hottest Club Is ...

It doesn't actually sound like a very hot club.

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Your Weekly Top Ten Has A New BABY DOG!

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Paul Manafort Celebrates 70th Birthday With Loved Ones APRIL FOOLS HE'S IN PRISON

Tough break, dude.

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Trump Wants Intel Chair Adam Schiff To Resign? Sure! But First, Just One More Thing

Hello, if you have a moment, you MAY want to watch this 79 times. Or 80. You choose.

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Not So Fast, Wingers! There Are Still One Or A Thousand Pending Investigations.

Not for nothing, but this isn't over.

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Cool Mueller Letter From Guy Hired To Exonerate Trump, Now GIVE US THE F*CKING REPORT

All of it. Full stop. Right the fuck now.

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Michael Cohen Warrant Docs Would Freak Trump The F*ck Out, If Trump Could Read (Allegedly!)

We're not saying he can't read. We're just saying documents like these are way above his pay grade.

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Hey Jared Kushner, It's STFU-Thirty, AND YOU'RE LATE!

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Trump White House Tells Employees Subpoenaed By Congress To Flip Them Off And Sh*t In Their Eyes

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Must Be Hannity And Assange Calling Seth Rich's Family To Apologize!

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