RUSSIA, IF YOU'RE LISTENING ... Trump's data guru stinky hairball person Brad Parscale has a prediction for 2020. Or is it an instruction? Evan Hurst Russia 29 Apr 2019
New Florida Gov Ron DeSantis Kind Of Good On Environment? Eh What Huh??? Man bites fucking dog. Doktor Zoom Environment 09 Apr 2019
Florida Man Gonna Save Kids From All That Porn In School Libraries Florida teens wonder where exactly the porn is. Doktor Zoom Education 20 Mar 2019
83,000 Florida Ballots Were FUBAR In 2018 Gov Race, So: SURPRISE! Lots of people just forget to vote ... while voting. Doktor Zoom 2018 State and Local Elections 07 Feb 2019
Florida Secretary Of State Quits Just For A Tiny Bit Of Katrina Victim Cosplay Mike Ertel's Halloween costume also worst attempt at drag we've seen Stephen Robinson Post-Racial America 26 Jan 2019
'Ratf*cker' Is F******cked! Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan. 25, 2019 Roger Stone gets indicited, federal workers miss ANOTHER paycheck, and Jared's security problem. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 25 Jan 2019
Rick Scott Is Pissing Off All The Florida Republicans By Being A Petty Dick And It Is Glorious Florida, man. Doktor Zoom News 10 Jan 2019
Could We Maybe Not Have Actual Nazi Richard Spencer Opining About Racism On CNN? Right Wing Extremism
Are AOC And The Gals The 'Four Horsewomen Of The Apocalypse'? Wonkette Investigates! Post-Racial America
