It's Groundhog Day But With Healthcare And Trump Keeps Throwing The Toaster In The Tub

But once Republicans win the House next year, they'll get right on it.

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Lindsey Graham Gonna LOCK HER UP With Robert Mueller Or Something, F*ck If We Know

Everything is about to get so much stupider.

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Jake Tapper Cuts Ronna Romney McDaniel's Sh*t

And that's how you do it, Sunday shows!

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Constitutional Law Expert Eric Trump Says Dumbf*ck Thing

Eric Trump knows who is a tyrant, and it is Nancy Pelosi.

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Trump's GOP Isn't A Cult: It's A Haunted House We Need To Leave Right Away

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White House Plan To Vanquish LYIN' COMEY Is They Don't Know Yet, Fuck It

Gotta wait to see what President JingleFarts tweets while he's sitting on the shitter!

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Hey Jared Kushner, It's STFU-Thirty, AND YOU'RE LATE!

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Trump White House Tells Employees Subpoenaed By Congress To Flip Them Off And Sh*t In Their Eyes

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Must Be Hannity And Assange Calling Seth Rich's Family To Apologize!

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